How can I clip a radio (walkie talkie) to a skirt that doesn't have pockets/belt loops/etc?

One of those radios they make you wear in corporate stores like Michaels and Kohls?!How can I clip a radio (walkie talkie) to a skirt that doesn't have pockets/belt loops/etc?
Just quit trying to look cute for one day, cuz no one will really care or notice in the first place. not like you we're going to get laid
Clip it to the part of the skirt that goes around your waist.How can I clip a radio (walkie talkie) to a skirt that doesn't have pockets/belt loops/etc?
The waistband
Try tucking your shirt in, and then fasten it to your waistband.How can I clip a radio (walkie talkie) to a skirt that doesn't have pockets/belt loops/etc?
You could use a few safety pins

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